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Someone defaced my Tesla! ๐Ÿš—

On making *everything* political

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Over the weekend, I was in Richmond, Virginia at a soccer tournament. On Saturday afternoon, I parked my Tesla Model 3 in the lot at the River City Sports Plex. I watched my sonโ€™s game. And when we got back to the car, I found this taped to the bumper:

Which surprised me!

I obviously knew that Tesla โ€” and its founder Elon Musk โ€” had become increasingly divisive in the last few years but I had never experienced it myself.

It got me to thinking โ€” you do a lot of that when you are making the 2+ hour drive to and from Richmond multiple times in a weekend! โ€” about me, Tesla and the politicization of just about everything.

Letโ€™s start with me and Tesla. I bought my car in either 2019 or 2020. At that time, owning a Tesla was seen as a reaction against MAGA America. My biggest worry when I bought the car โ€” other than it running out of battery, of course โ€” was some bro keying the car or spray-painting it or setting fire to a charging station. (All of these things happened back then!)

Less violently, there was a whole movement where people would park their big internal combustion engine trucks in spots designated for electric cars as a form of protest.

Which I thought was dumb. Because, candidly, I didnโ€™t buy a Tesla to send a message to people who like the internal combustion engine. Or even people who roll their eyes at the environmental benefits of an EV.

I didnโ€™t buy it to send any message at all! I bought it because it looked cool. And because it was really fun to drive. And I liked the idea that Tesla was constantly updating the carโ€™s software; it felt futuristic.

Fast forward five years โ€” to that parking lot in Richmond over the weekend. Just like my Tesla wasnโ€™t a sign of me supporting the tree-hugging EV movement in 2019, it also isnโ€™t a symbol of my support for Elon Muskโ€™s role in the Trump administration.

To me, it speaks to the idiocy of trying to make everything be a political statement. Five years ago, my Tesla symbolized everything MAGA world hated. But now it symbolizes everything the left hates?

Doesnโ€™t that suggest that thereโ€™s an inherent ephemeralness to what an inanimate object โ€œmeansโ€ in a political context? As in: If the meaning of owning a certain kind of car can change 180 degrees in the space of five years, isnโ€™t it possible that ascribing meaning to it in the first place was misguided?

One more example: Anytime I post about going to eat at Chick-Fil-A, I get a few comments of this sort: How does HATE taste????

This is in reference to the fact that Chick-Fil-A was founded by an evangelical family who, in the past, have made public statements opposed to gay marriage and who have donated to causes viewed as anti-LGBTQ.

Itโ€™s worth noting that in 2019, Chick-Fil-A announced it would cease donating to any organizations that were historically anti-LGBT rights.

But does a sandwich have to be political at all? I didnโ€™t eat it because I wanted to send a message to gay people. I ate it because it was delicious. Like, is it ok to eat Chick-Fil-A now? Or still not because the family who founded it are evangelicals who have, in the past, expressed their opposition to gay marriage?

I know there are plenty of people out there who will argue some version of this: By eating the sandwich or buying the Tesla, you are lining the pockets of people with views that should be rejected. You are โ€” in the parlance of the times โ€” โ€œnormalizingโ€ them and their views.

To which I would say two things:

  1. I am pretty sure Elon Musk and Chick-Fil-A are going to be JUST fine whether or not I own a Tesla or buy a #1 meal.

  2. If your bar is that you never interact with or buy anything from a company whose founder has taken a position with which you disagree or which has donated to a cause you donโ€™t support, I find it very hard to believe you are going to make any purchases ever. Breaking news: Giant corporations tend to do what makes them the most money, not always whatโ€™s โ€œright.โ€

Broadly what I would say is this: Not everything has to be political. You can buy a car because itโ€™s fun to drive โ€” without sending some deep signal about where you stand in politics. You can eat a sandwich because itโ€™s delicious, not because you have an ant-gay agenda.

The obsession with making every little bit of our lives into a political statement is, I think, making us all crazy. And driving us further from any sort of recognition of our common humanity.

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