The Doomsday Clock is kind of bullshit

It's not, technically, a clock.

For as long as I can remember, I’ve been unnerved by the Doomsday Clock.

Every few years, it pops up its head up to tell us we are ever closer to total and complete annihilation.

Witness earlier this week when the Clock moved to 90 seconds before midnight, meaning that, um, complete destruction is nigh. (The clock had been at 100 seconds to midnight from …